why didn't I get one of these?

If I'd received one of these letters before my Halloween party, I could have been properly prepared for Bob Sanders' visit, and saved myself a lot of grief. Thanks to Flipside Sports for its outstanding coverage. The story doesn't say anything about hiding your wine, but then again, that was probably unnecessary for an elementary school visit.

And yes, I did feed him popcorn when he stopped by a few weeks ago. Big mistake.