Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Word constipation

As this diagram clearly illustrates, writers are dependent on caffeine, nicotine and alcohol. I am in the process of mostly (in the case of caffeine) or entirely (in the cases of nicotine and alcohol) eliminating the three bottom rungs of my food pyramid.

As a result, my cranial version of the gastrointestinal system, through which letters become words and words become sentences and sentences become witty and entertaining, is suffering severe blockages. If--and I say if with some doubt--it becomes unblocked, I have no doubt that a torrent will spill out. Does anyone know of a good mental laxative?


3 comments:

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