Sunday, October 21, 2007

ch- ch- ch- chia!

Hot damn! The grass has sprouted and my front yard is all, like, fuzzy and shit!



For the first time, I can almost--almost--understand the national obsession with lush verdant lawns. They're such cute little blades! I am SO proud of this grass, I am going to be the best lawn caretaker EVER! I will never let its waving blades be marred by dandelions, ground ivy, violets or crabgrass. I will fertilize twice a year, and I will never, never, allow it to grow so tall that I must cut off more than 1/3 of the blade height.

Unless, you know, I like, get busy and have a lot of other stuff going on.

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