Word for the day

E-do (eee-doo)

The cyberspace equivalent of phone sex, characterized by increasingly steamy, detailed e-mail exchanges over a period of hours or days.

As in, "I've been e-doing this hot musician for a week, he's very good at painting a lyrical picture, if you know what I mean."

Origin: 2008, by Crazy Cat Lady ("Are you still e-doing him?")

Biggest advantages of e-doing someone: Unlike other forms of sex, you can safely e-do someone while at work, providing much-needed distraction throughout the day. Also, the participants need not be present at the same time. And, it lasts much longer.

Biggest disadvantages: The urge to drive/fly great distances to hook up with the e-doer; alternately, the urge to ask random men (i.e., waiters, store clerks, neighbors), “You, me, in the closet, now?”